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In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better...
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<td><b>Uploaded:</b> May 6, 2008 at 4:02 pm</td>
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<td width="602">The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. </td>
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<td><b>Uploaded:</b> October 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm</td>
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<td><b>Laenge:</b> 03:07</td>
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<td width="602">Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.More coverage at: <a href=){kind=link}