InfiniteMushroom (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

My Dad commanded an artillery battery against the North Koreans during the Korean War and lived to tell about it. The North Koreans are nothing to mess with. Today's U.S. Army and Marines would be chewed up and spit out by the DPRK under conventional rules of engagement. Fortunately, the U.S. is the undisputed master at killing from a safe distance. A few cruise missiles carrying weaponized chimera super-viruses can wipe them all out. Just hope the winds don't blow the clouds of death southward!

XeperIset (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Mate, you seem to have a severe agression issue, raging at home in front of your computer there. Relax, go for a walk, have an ice cream or whatever. That attitude isn't really scaring anyone :)

XeperIset (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well, they are probably very enduring and physically strong, but also keep in mind how modern day warfare looks. Especially when it comes to bodyguarding. Strategy, organizing, knowledge and awareness is probably much more useful than being able to do backflips and withstand getting a shovel thrown at you. Physical abilities are important, but far from the most important. Being able to headbutt a rock doesn't really help if you don't know how to strategically handle an ambush for example.

airrunweskerII (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I saw an updated NUDE photo of kim at frackheadkim! He looks pretty healthy!

manu95a (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

el kim jong il con la dolce gabana y la luger ajajja

Blueshirts07 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yeah that's right, N. Korea isn't going to do a damn thing to S. Korea b/c they know for certain that the US would mop the floor with them. They try to act like they're so tough & nobody can defeat them...but yet they never make a violent move towards anybody...well except for the hundreds of thousands of their own ppl who they throw in concentration casmps to be tortured, experimented on, or killed.

dwarftn1996 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

yeah he will make me his dog till he dies of diabetes or he dies of just being too fight

SpAmHaCk123 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Christ I dont like the rule in NK because of its dictatorship and its communism but this is crazy,the training.Wow anyone of these guys who goes through the training and survives it will become one of the best soldiers from where I come from.

azizaziz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

CRAZY FAT MAN FUCK HIM

Phoenix8492 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I used to say "Never mess with a Korean..."Even though I have seen a video here of the 808th performing, I will now add "North" before "Korean..."